Total Medals Earned: 1,448 (From 215 different games.) Total Medal Score: 22,895 Points
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/720 points)
Use an arrow trap against your enemies
Defeat the Level 1 Boss
Defeat the Level 2 Boss
Defeat the Level 3 Boss
Defeat the Final Boss
Defeat every boss in a run without taking damage
Freeze an enemy
Kill an enemy using a jumppad
Clear a challenge room
Find a secret room
Have two or more Ducks on you at a time
Have three or more Angry Astronauts on you at a time
Finish off a boss using the thorns item
Have 15 or more passive items on you at a time
Revive yourself two times in one run
Take the Die-Instantly Pill
Win 50 or more bolts from a scratch ticket
Pay off a stone block
Duplicate at least one passive item using The Banach-Tarski Handbook
Remove all of your item slots with the bonesaw
Commit the most evil crime possible
Buy out a store
Use the Apple of Desperation
Fill up the donation machine twice and claim your gift later on
Rob a store
Finish Level 1 without picking up any items
Have 200 or more Bolts on you at a time
Finish a run without having spent your money once
Make if off the planet you've been stranded on
Unlock every achievement
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
yummy
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/145 points)
Slay your very first elemental. Good job?
Get your first upgrade. They are important!
Meet a new, fiery foe
175 enemies left. Keep on going!
Get at least 1000 ether in a single run
Meet a watery, annoying slug
Reach the final boss. At last!
MAX up all your upgrades!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/115 points)
You fell down 100 meters into the depths
You fell down 500 meters into the depths
You fell down 1000 meters into the depths
You collected all Enoki Skins
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (340/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 7/9 (215/275 points)
WINNER
this man is a goat of thumbness
dunkin
you lose too many time
Medals Earned: 2/6 (20/140 points)
Get a game over on the first puzzle on Easy.
Run out of time.
Set off Martin's siren 3 times in one game.
Go to the page for the song used in this game.
Get a score of 500 or higher on any difficulty.
Get a score of 1000 or higher on any difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Submit a final score of more than zero (kill somebody)
Medals Earned: 6/35 (60/405 points)
At last 26/30 right answers
You reach Nirvana by winning the game with all right answers